17-01-2020, 21:51
After effects of real man flu mean I've confined myself to barracks again this weekend AmChaff. 
It's a first but to be honest, I don't want to start knocking Palace and Charlton fans off the M6 as they probably have a clue how to drive on motorways anyway.
Gawd only knows there will be plenty of numpties going up on Sunday from that there Larndan to watch the Red Scouse play the Red Mancs and the M6 will be totally fooked from Knutsford back to Stafford before kick-off and the same on the way back after the match while the sarfan clowns play dodgems with each other.
Fear not , I've fortified the barracks with a healthy supply of ales, Rioja, a few other vino's plus a few spirits, so I don't have to be a full time cocktail mixologist to ensure I survive the weekend. I'll probably try a few to keep me hand in, has to be done. The fridge/freezer and environs are full of 10 minute pan jobs, 5 minute chicken/beef/pork dings and the odd can of soup so I will survive to at least the QPR game. Fresh veggies, fruits and all that other crap - yeah I've got some of that too to help the liquid refreshments do their job. It's not that hard surviving as a single bloke tha' knows - just ask yer missus for tips
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It's a first but to be honest, I don't want to start knocking Palace and Charlton fans off the M6 as they probably have a clue how to drive on motorways anyway.
Gawd only knows there will be plenty of numpties going up on Sunday from that there Larndan to watch the Red Scouse play the Red Mancs and the M6 will be totally fooked from Knutsford back to Stafford before kick-off and the same on the way back after the match while the sarfan clowns play dodgems with each other.
Fear not , I've fortified the barracks with a healthy supply of ales, Rioja, a few other vino's plus a few spirits, so I don't have to be a full time cocktail mixologist to ensure I survive the weekend. I'll probably try a few to keep me hand in, has to be done. The fridge/freezer and environs are full of 10 minute pan jobs, 5 minute chicken/beef/pork dings and the odd can of soup so I will survive to at least the QPR game. Fresh veggies, fruits and all that other crap - yeah I've got some of that too to help the liquid refreshments do their job. It's not that hard surviving as a single bloke tha' knows - just ask yer missus for tips
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