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A brief history of the use of technology in football.


EVERYONE: Please can we have goal-line technology?
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Please can we have goal-line technology?
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Please can we have goal-line technology?
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Please can we have goal-line technology?
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Please can we have goal-line technology?
FIFA: Okay then.
EVERYONE: At last!
FIFA: Also, from now on we're going to use VAR to rule out any goal where the attacker has one stray pube in an offside position, we're going to make every controversial decision last for an extra five minutes and still be controversial at the end of it, we're going to have every single penalty taken five times, and no one will be able to celebrate a goal in the instant it's scored ever again.
EVERYONE: Wait, what? That's a terrible idea! Get rid of VAR!
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Get rid of VAR!
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Get rid of VAR!
FIFA: No.
EVERYONE: Get rid of VAR!
FIFA: No.