[Lord Snooty]

That's some serious money there. Money we could only dream of not so long ago. And what a bloody waste it's been.

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If you were wondering, kids. This is the type of stuff we used to sing in the old Cowshed.

One for the oldies. Can you recall the lyrics to these two Cowshed classics?



There's a tavern in the town
In the town
Where Don Revie is a clown
Is a clown
And there's Billy Bremner
Jackie Charlton too
The biggest set of poofs in football boots
Football boots



Oh we're off to Leeds United where the Leeds fans shovel coal
Where the Leeds fans shove a shovel up another Leeds fan's hole
Call for Don Revie
Don Revie wouldn't come
So he died of constipation
With a shovel up his bum