[Lord Snooty]

I'll probably be on t'tram after picking my way throo Sat'day noight's drunken dingles that are still trying to get 'owum. Tho' one o' me Baggies mates did offer me a lift a couple of weeks back. Yeh, him,  the Banker.

It'll be pretty quiet on t'tram until you goo throo We'nsb'ry, then all the population of Great Bridge tries to get on at the same stop ower kid.  

Like sardines in a tin we am. They'm chuckin' 'em in throo the doowars by the time it trundles throo West Brom towun centah.  
Ya cu'nt gerroff fer a bee'ar anywur until theym ahl spilled aht at 'awforns station last toime.

Bostin ay it?  

What did Horace say, Winnie?