[Lord Snooty]

It's a strange transfer. Normally when we sell a player for a record fee, there's an outpouring of grief and displeasure at how on earth are we going to replace this immense talent. For instance the sales of Boothy and Stewy and the boy Rhodes.
Today's transfer has been met with disbelief as to how we've managed to con Eddie Howe into parting with such a massive wedge of cash. Yes, he's got potential to be a great player, but fifteen million pounds?
Well, consider the dosh we forked out for the likes of Mounie, Mbenza, Diakhaby and Sobhi, I reckon it's Howe who's had our pants down, not t'other road round.