23-12-2014, 21:09
(This post was last modified: 23-12-2014, 21:12 by Owlshighgreen.)
Merry Xmas one and all from beautiful downtown High Green........
Still to start on t'High Green cockertails as workin tomorrow
21456
DDAHD
A man walks into a Barnsley pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.....
"Where are you from? You sound posh"
"I'm from across the M1," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the M1 ?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"It's alright boys," shouts the barman "he's one of us".
Still to start on t'High Green cockertails as workin tomorrow
21456
DDAHD
A man walks into a Barnsley pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.....
"Where are you from? You sound posh"
"I'm from across the M1," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the M1 ?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"It's alright boys," shouts the barman "he's one of us".
Illegitimi non carborundum