[Salopbaggie]

Well confirmed Dicks is coming (must be a schoolboy gag there somewhere), how inspiring, our new first team coach has taken a massive step down (with respect) from the dizzy heights of Heybridge Swifts in the prestigious Isthmian League. I am sure we well get well "he was a coach at West Sham" and that is true, he was a fitness coach and there is a fair bit of a difference between the two, as you do not 'need' to know the first thing about football to be a fitness coach, you just need to know the level of fitness required and deliver that. IMO the only way this guy could make the level of first team coach we need, is if you took his teeth out and replace them with seats. I just hope people will be able to point to this comment and say see you were wrong.