09-09-2014, 21:50
To quote Mark Steel: "A royal baby would genuinely be news, as long as a) the Queen was pregnant, b) Putin was the father, or c) both."
"I would rather spend a holiday in Tuscany than in the Black Country, but if I were compelled to choose between living in West Bromwich or Florence, I should make straight for West Bromwich." - J.B. Priestley