[Devongone]

Everybody knows the problem with Joe Rowley is that he hasn't improved in the way we hoped he would. He actually could do with an excellent former midfielder like Sheridan taking him under his wing. The impact he made when he got into the first team at 17 would've have suggested that two years on and two divisions down he'd be a star. He should be moving on and up ...... now. Next season he should be the best player in the National League and putting himself in the shop window for the EFL. (But in line with our usual genius it'll probably become clear we've turned a genuine talent into a fringe player with a long contract.)

Our butcher is from Oldham. He's definitely not keen on the idea of Sheridan coming back ........ He says they can't afford to extend the bar in the club. I don't know what he means.