[Lord Snooty]

It now becomes obvious how we got promoted in the first place. All the other teams around us had all experienced this shit show called the Premier League before and didn't really fancy it again. How else can you explain getting promoted with a negative goal difference and never scoring in the play offs?

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I remember Barnsley and Bradford getting exactly the same treatment as we're getting now when they had their little time in the spotlight.

"Now you've had your fun and now you've been spanked. Go away you little northern scum."

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How else can you explain the way Derby get so close to promotion every year then somehow manage to mess up? They had the worst season ever of this horrible palava. They don't want to go through all that again.