[theo_luddite]

The Twelve Questions of Christmas

1. Tree - real or artificial? Kim Wilde Rocking Around either

2. Snow or no snow? Snow on Xmas Eve for Xmas morning, melted by Boxing Day

3. Frosty the snowman or Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? Frosty if it's the song, Rudolf if it's a meal.

4. Slade or Wizzard? Slade

5. Morecambe & Wise or The Two Ronnies? Ronnie Barker, the other 3 can sod off down the pub together

6. Die Hard or It's a Wonderful Life? Haven't seen either

7. Away in a Manger or Fairytale of New York? Fairytale

8. Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve? If I'm in bed by midnight on both I'm happy.

9. Christmas pudding or Sherry trifle? Xmas Pud. I don't touch jellies since I found where it comes from.

10. Christmas pudding or Yorkshire pudding? Yorkshire Pudding with Rum Sauce? Now there's a thought, or a challenge.

11. Tree up in November or tree up on Christmas Eve? It's not going up this year at all. Only the spiders will see it so sod 'em.

12. Leg or breast?  Both, with some love handles in between to grab hold of.

Nice one AmChaff