19-12-2018, 10:16
The Twelve Questions of Christmas
1. Tree - real or artificial?
Artificial
2. Snow or no snow?
No Snow
3. Frosty the snowman or Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Neither
4. Slade or Wizzard?
Neither
5. Morecambe & Wise or The Two Ronnies?
Can't stick either programme, no doubt we'll be subjected to this dated crap in the holiday period
6. Die Hard or It's a Wonderful Life?
Die Hard
7. Away in a Manger or Fairytale of New York?
Fairytale of New York
8. Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve?
Neither, as far as I'm concerned its the time of year when the part time drinkers and full time wankers come out to play
9. Christmas pudding or Sherry trifle?
Disgusting stuff.
10. Christmas pudding or Yorkshire pudding?
Yorkshire Pudding every time.
11. Tree up in November or tree up on Christmas Eve?
If we have nothing to choose from in between then Xmas Eve
12. Leg or breast?
If we're talking Turkey then neither, its a 5 course curry for me this year.
If we're talking about something else....breast
1. Tree - real or artificial?
Artificial
2. Snow or no snow?
No Snow
3. Frosty the snowman or Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Neither
4. Slade or Wizzard?
Neither
5. Morecambe & Wise or The Two Ronnies?
Can't stick either programme, no doubt we'll be subjected to this dated crap in the holiday period
6. Die Hard or It's a Wonderful Life?
Die Hard
7. Away in a Manger or Fairytale of New York?
Fairytale of New York
8. Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve?
Neither, as far as I'm concerned its the time of year when the part time drinkers and full time wankers come out to play
9. Christmas pudding or Sherry trifle?
Disgusting stuff.
10. Christmas pudding or Yorkshire pudding?
Yorkshire Pudding every time.
11. Tree up in November or tree up on Christmas Eve?
If we have nothing to choose from in between then Xmas Eve
12. Leg or breast?
If we're talking Turkey then neither, its a 5 course curry for me this year.
If we're talking about something else....breast