19-12-2018, 00:34
The Twelve Questions of Christmas
1. Tree - real or artificial? Artificial - real gives me the needle!
2. Snow or no snow? Snow - it keeps the nervous drivers off the roads and out of my way!
3. Frosty the snowman or Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? Frosty everytime.
4. Slade or Wizzard? Wizzard at Christmas time, but Slade are better.
5. Morecambe & Wise or The Two Ronnies? The Two Ronnies (after extra time and a penalty shoot-out).
6. Die Hard or It's a Wonderful Life? Not really keen on either - I'll watch a Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special instead.
7. Away in a Manger or Fairytale of New York? Fairytale of New York - not the best but still a classic.
8. Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve? Christmas Eve - that's a grandfather speaking.
9. Christmas pudding or Sherry trifle? I'll pass and have another glass of malt.
10. Christmas pudding or Yorkshire pudding? Yorkshire pudding (filled with gravy).
11. Tree up in November or tree up on Christmas Eve? Neither - up 12 days before and down 12 days after.
12. Leg or breast? I'm a breast man myself (since birth!
)
1. Tree - real or artificial? Artificial - real gives me the needle!
2. Snow or no snow? Snow - it keeps the nervous drivers off the roads and out of my way!
3. Frosty the snowman or Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? Frosty everytime.
4. Slade or Wizzard? Wizzard at Christmas time, but Slade are better.
5. Morecambe & Wise or The Two Ronnies? The Two Ronnies (after extra time and a penalty shoot-out).
6. Die Hard or It's a Wonderful Life? Not really keen on either - I'll watch a Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special instead.
7. Away in a Manger or Fairytale of New York? Fairytale of New York - not the best but still a classic.
8. Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve? Christmas Eve - that's a grandfather speaking.
9. Christmas pudding or Sherry trifle? I'll pass and have another glass of malt.
10. Christmas pudding or Yorkshire pudding? Yorkshire pudding (filled with gravy).
11. Tree up in November or tree up on Christmas Eve? Neither - up 12 days before and down 12 days after.
12. Leg or breast? I'm a breast man myself (since birth!
)
Cabbage is still good for you