[theo_luddite]

When we put a full back in as an attacking midfielder it says a lot. Wagner needs to give his head a shake. You don't put fullbacks in and expect them to score when guys that can, even if it's occasionally, are sat on the bench or even in the stand, assuming they are actually in the ground.

Also, no good some fans bleating and moaning about the likes of Wells and Rhodes no being here any more. They went on to better themselves because they are better than us. Yeh OK, they've both collectively scored more than us in The Chumpionship, but they are in the Chumpionship, one at Norwich and one at QPR. Wow, smashing, great, super. Look what they could've won. Not exactly a speedboat to drive around a block of flats in Brum is it? Neither of them has kicked a starting football or scored many a goal in anger that I can find or recall in the Prima Donna League. Wells came on as a sub once or twice for Burnalee and made such an impression there he's now at QPR. If we play QPR next season it won't be because they get promoted.

Yon Geordie fella summed us up well on MOTD. We hump a ball up to a fella on the halfway line stood by the centre spot who is expected to win the header and flick it on to two lads who are stood by the touchline rather than a shirt sleeve away from him.

Our guys who should be stood on the touchline to use their 'speed' are sat on the bench or in the stand. When was the last time we did to a Newcastle akin to what they did to us yesterday? I'd rather we defend in their half than ours but we've no idea how to hit a team on the break with speed when they do occasionally wander over the half-way line.

Apart from that, we've no idea what the ball is supposed to do when we get near their penalty area either. Putting the onion in the onion bag would be a good idea if only we knew what the onion looks like let alone the onion bag. Anyone remember the song 'There's a hole in my bucket, dear Lisa, dear Lisa'? That is Town right now. With what shall I fix it?