[Devongone]

The Good Friday Agreement is such a red herring it should be sent to Arbroath for smoking. It tells us as much truth as Boris's battle bus and Scotland should be ashamed to have educated the arrogant smug Fettes-father-of-Macron who insinuated it into the debate. (Maybe we should re-enact the Battle of the Boyne?)

The whole EU "negotiation" process has been designed to get us NOT to leave! If they wanted us to go they'd have given us a deal we'd now snap their fingers off for. If they wanted us out they'd like No Deal too, but they know that whatever we struggled with would have repercussions. The EU's biggest fear is we become such a mess we'll crash and burn.

I couldn't disagree that the English are bonkers, but the Scots express their mutually exclusive aims of staying in the EU and leaving the UK with such a wee-free straight faces it's embarrassing and Northern Ireland expresses its ferocious love for the Union by examining every issue down such a microscope of self-interest it disregards the wasted expense to which lingering vestiges of imperialism put it. I'm afraid we tend to deserve each other.

If there were a second referendum I would be most likely to support No Brexit. Staying in the EU is better than any deal/s on offer and fudges like Canada and Norway would just make silent us third-class members. (The only way No Deal would appear on a ballot is if Maggie May calls a binary between her deal and no deal. And no deal would be the right answer but her daft deal would win.)

And what happens if we did get a Labour Government, poor old John McDonnell who believes in a united Ireland like me has to go and talk to the DUP? NEVER NEVER NEVER, yells son of Paisley from his latest free holiday destination .......