[St Charles Owl]

We already new that Gareth  

4Eva if you want to be on standby to do some scoring when one of the numpties are off your welcome as long as the committee agrees to it.
If you do there are ropes we have to follow
Oh and a forfeit  

I think the behind the scenes rituals and hazing that goes on in the committee would probably send 4eva over the edge!!! Having said that I still don’t understand why you insist we all run down our street naked every week?? I must confess though that while I know you like to fulfill your duties I have a suspicion that the rest of us don’t actually do it, we just tell you we have done it!!!!