[Lord Snooty]

I've enjoyed listening to the old Chas n Dave this morning, theo. But you really whetted my appetite to listen to this one again.  

Still falling into the sink, Snooty?  

Back on track, are we in the first half of the highlights tonight?

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Lowe's shot goes in. Depoitre's is an inch lower. Rose gets booked for diving. And that's a different game.
Spurs weren't much cop today. We outplayed them for the vast majority of the match. Though you won't get that impression from MOTD.

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Harry Kane last year. Top quality striker. Great hope for the World Cup. Applauded from the pitch at the JSS.
12 months on. Harry Kane is a lousy cheating, diving twat, who although he did win the Golden Boot at the World Cup, was actually an embarrassment. Went for a fist pump with the linesman after scoring. Elbowed Zanka in the mouth, missed by all the officials. Booed every time he touched the ball.
He even waited to walk off with Alex Pritchard at the end so as we wouldn't hurl too much abuse his way.
Arsehole!