[Baggiebob(BBB)]

Roger was visiting the cemetery and he couldn't help noticing a man kneeling in front of a gravestone, clasping his hands and sobbing. 
Roger went a bit closer and could hear what the man was saying. 'Why did you have to die?' he was repeating, 'Why did you have to die?'
Feeling he ought to do something to alleviate the man's obvious distress Roger laid his hand on the his shoulder saying gently, 'Was it someone you loved very much?'
The man looked up at him and said, 'No, I never met him, he was my wife's first husband.' ???

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Wow!!!! You will not believe what happened today where I live, that having pulled in to get petrol at the petrol station, and having worried about credit card scammers, I went inside to pay. Then as I was walking️ in, noticed these 2 cops watching a guy who was smoking while pumping petrol, and thought, "Is this man drunk, stupid️, or just crazy️?!!
Well with the cops not giving this guy a ticket or whatever you receive for smoking while dispensing petrol? Anyway, having paid, as I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, and my gut knowing what was happening, I looked out the window and saw the guy's arm was on fire, and as he was swinging his arm around and going crazy. Then saw the officers take him to the ground after they'd put the fire out with their coffee️!!
Then they handcuffed him and threw him in the back of their police car, so being the curious person, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for... 
And the officer looked me square in the eyes and said ........ 
"WAVING A FIREARM!"?