[Devongone]

Dev, you shouldn't upset "the forest people" they have regular effigy burnings and I have seen a few men turn to raving babbling idiots after an hour or so in their midst.
Mmmmm Just how often do you visit?

I lived in Cheltenham for 14 years, still have friends who live half their life at the top of a hill outside Nailsworth and the other half in Spain. We went to their gay wedding in the Nailsworth Quaker Meeting House. Used to visit the Forest of Dean a bit ....... Everyone in the great unitary metropolis of Cheltencester quietly giggles about the forest and makes politically incorrect comments about webbed toes etc. But then Cheltenham itself does have GCHQ - so secretive and secure they built it a huge doughnut shaped building unmissable from thousands and thousands of feet above. Now if everything there is so secret and secure and important would you really have painted TARGET all over it - X marks the spot? Could it be that everyone and everything that matters is somewhere else entirely?

It isn't quite The Wicker Man down in the forest, but it makes well-dressing look a bit tame.

Personally I'm more disturbed about Matt not being able to leave the table until he's eaten up all his scrumptious vegan burger and pale, white chips. Poor guy doesn't live all that far from League of Gentlemen territory, can't be long before the nose-bleed.