[theo_luddite]

Tres bon, theo. A bit lacking in Jam Butty history though, I thought.            

Aye Snoots, 'appen 'cause SHEP wrote this one not me.
Still, here's a photo of the last remaining mine shaft to keep you happy.


Just down the road from Anfield.

That's boss that is SHEP. I'll be looking forward to a few bevvies with me cousin and her hubby pre-match, ey, ey? Both from our part of Yorkshire, both support Everton. Haven't a scooby doo why and I still won't have come Sunday morning. They've followed them all over Europe, mainly because unlike us they've never bothered with playing anyone below what is now the Prima Donna League since the dark ages. So they've no idea what Hartlepool on a wet weekend (or Tuesday) in November or a Christmas/New Year derby match against Carlisle or Torquay looks like, though they were in Bornmuff last weekend so they do alright on the priority ticket side too. They just don't know what they've missed. 'er hubby pretends to support Halifax Town as well, well maybe once a year, when Everton aren't playing, like on a Bank Holiday Monday.

I reckon I'll have more pre-match pints in a pub full of Everton fans than Pickford has saves to make. Would have put it on the prediction league page but Snoots won't be there to buy them for me so I won't be able to prove it.
Calm down, calm down.

When's our next so called easy game, ey, ey?