[theo_luddite]

Saturday 1st September:
Everton 2v0 Town
Town scorers: Ha, Ha. We'll be lucky if we have a shot let alone one on target.
Everton scorers: Walcott, Baines
Town have 3 shots or less on target

Leicester City 2v3 Liverpool (12:30)
Brighton & Hove Albion 1v1 Fulham
Chelsea 3v1 AFC Bournemouth
Crystal Palace 1v0 Southampton
West Ham United 1v2 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Manchester City 3v1 Newcastle United (17:30)

Sunday 2nd September:
Cardiff City 0v3 Arsenal (13:30)
Burnley 1v1 Manchester United (16:00)
Watford 1v2 Tottenham Hotspur (16:00)

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Championship:
Preston North End 2v2 Bolton Wanderers
West Bromwich Albion 3v0 Stoke City

Sunday:
Ipswich Town 2v2 Norwich City (12:00)

Scottish Premiership:
Celtic 4v2 Rangers (12:00)