27-04-2018, 16:58
(This post was last modified: 27-04-2018, 17:02 by theo_luddite.)
Top Toffee to chew on that one Snoots. 
Which defence will unravel first?
Will the lads in stripes go mint?
Will one side be found to have a soft centre?
Or will both have a tough outer shell that is too hard to crack, everything will get sticky in the middle and the game will just suck for all 90 minutes?
Will Rooney turn up for the Friday evening Grab-a-Granny night at the Gas Club?
Will the Jam Butty and Treacle mines be closed for the day, or are they now closed for ever?
Will Town get the points we need all neatly wrapped up and in the bag by the final whistle?
Or will there be a twist at the end of each half?
Here's hoping it all works out sweet for us at the end of the match
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Answers to all these questions and more will be revealed to the nation on Saturday at 5:00pm on BBC Radio 5 Live when the ghost of James Alexander Gordon reads out the results. Haven't a clue who does it now, I'm never back to the car in time since they started taking nigh on half-an-hour for a haf-time cup of rosy lee and slice of orange.
Which defence will unravel first?
Will the lads in stripes go mint?
Will one side be found to have a soft centre?
Or will both have a tough outer shell that is too hard to crack, everything will get sticky in the middle and the game will just suck for all 90 minutes?
Will Rooney turn up for the Friday evening Grab-a-Granny night at the Gas Club?
Will the Jam Butty and Treacle mines be closed for the day, or are they now closed for ever?
Will Town get the points we need all neatly wrapped up and in the bag by the final whistle?
Or will there be a twist at the end of each half?
Here's hoping it all works out sweet for us at the end of the match
Answers to all these questions and more will be revealed to the nation on Saturday at 5:00pm on BBC Radio 5 Live when the ghost of James Alexander Gordon reads out the results. Haven't a clue who does it now, I'm never back to the car in time since they started taking nigh on half-an-hour for a haf-time cup of rosy lee and slice of orange.
A guide to cask ale.
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“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”
“In the best pubs, you can spend entire afternoons deep in refreshment without a care in the world.”