[Devongone]

When Mansfield went down I was sorry. When they came back up I was glad. It wasn't good being the largest town in Europe without a railway station. There is only any point to rivalry when your rival can compete with you.

Rotherham, I felt sorry for with the state of their town, when they were marooned at the athletics track, and now that they have the ground with most ridiculous name in the universe. At least they now have lost the title of teenage unmarried mother capital of Europe. They turned out to be quite good at child abuse though.

Feminists, they're right. The Vanarama is bad, Ched Evans was much worse. We should publicly apologise.

Everybody has hated us since CheAterfield. Personally I'd have felt sorry for the fans of any other club in that position. One minute you're cheering on your team who are strolling away with their division playing good football, the next you find you've been spending your Saturdays in an episode of Crimewatch. Everything that can go wrong has in the last 20 years. I still hold David Elleray responsible. Any real football fan would have a place in their heart for a little club robbed of a Cup Final appearance in that way.