[Arcane Astral Aeons]

in celebration of our impending glorious relegation
comes an event so spectacular it will make you jaws drop
a once in a lifetime(maybe twice) event
that is not to be missed

YES

a special relegation edition of Star Trek
having held a poll of one person(me) it was unanimously voted to bring back my (in)famous Star Trek posts
featuring a host of special guests including:
Tony Pulis on why he`s such a dick
Alan Pardew as himself

thrill as Spock gives Pulis one of his death pinches
watch as Pardew tries to wriggle out of a cage full of Tribbles

coming soon to a computer screen near you

STAR TREK-THE RELEGATION EDITION

(this was supposed to be accompanied by a huge orchestral score but sadly they did`nt turn up)

STAR TREK-THE RELEGATION EDITION

starring

PULIS as himself
PARDEW as himself

KIRK
SPOCK
BONES
SCOTTY
UHURA
CHECKOV
SULU

and a cast of thousands of pissed off albion fans

BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW

(drum roll)