16-03-2018, 19:11
(This post was last modified: 16-03-2018, 20:09 by theo_luddite.)
Glad you like the family photo Snoots 
and the rest of the thread. 
The young lady on BBC Radio WUM this morning read out a Yellow Snow Warning, her words not mine.
Now, having spent a few winters in Canada, bloody cowd I tell thee, and having had a went or two down some big hills on them there ski's a few times at Whistler, Lake Louise, Banff, a few places south of the border down Colorado Way, not to mention the ice hills of Ontario, the one thing that terrifies skiers (and snowboarders come to that) more than anything else in the world..... is Yellow Snow.
There are warning notices everywhere. Don't eat it, cook with it, boil it for a cup of tea, attempt to make slushies with it and certainly don't fall in it. It's just not good for your health. Dr. Theo has now finished his health advice service for the day. Call 111 if you require more assistance.
It's 14°C outside at the moment, in Wolvo, yes Wolvo. I'm lighting the BBQ to cook me tea on this evening. No yellow snow round here. Just some over cooked salmon and burned tatties in their jackets.
By the way, Town's ground is about 100' - 150' above sea level give or take. There's more chance of the ground being swamped by a Tsunami coming up the Calder and Hebble canal and diverting up the Colne Valley than there is of the game being off because a few that are precious can't get their 4x4's off their bloody drive in Brighouse.
Haven't found Wagbo's wise words yet, but Alan, Alan Lee has had a word with those nice chaps at Radio L666s. Link added to the OP.
Ok, just looked on the Unexamined, apparently the pitch is heavily infested (who the fook hires these journo's and who the hell is the Sports Editor?)
Loads a updates on the OP me ol' china's
A link from the Centre of the Universe - https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=171214
Deary, deary me
and the rest of the thread. The young lady on BBC Radio WUM this morning read out a Yellow Snow Warning, her words not mine.
Now, having spent a few winters in Canada, bloody cowd I tell thee, and having had a went or two down some big hills on them there ski's a few times at Whistler, Lake Louise, Banff, a few places south of the border down Colorado Way, not to mention the ice hills of Ontario, the one thing that terrifies skiers (and snowboarders come to that) more than anything else in the world..... is Yellow Snow.
There are warning notices everywhere. Don't eat it, cook with it, boil it for a cup of tea, attempt to make slushies with it and certainly don't fall in it. It's just not good for your health. Dr. Theo has now finished his health advice service for the day. Call 111 if you require more assistance.
It's 14°C outside at the moment, in Wolvo, yes Wolvo. I'm lighting the BBQ to cook me tea on this evening. No yellow snow round here. Just some over cooked salmon and burned tatties in their jackets.
By the way, Town's ground is about 100' - 150' above sea level give or take. There's more chance of the ground being swamped by a Tsunami coming up the Calder and Hebble canal and diverting up the Colne Valley than there is of the game being off because a few that are precious can't get their 4x4's off their bloody drive in Brighouse.
Haven't found Wagbo's wise words yet, but Alan, Alan Lee has had a word with those nice chaps at Radio L666s. Link added to the OP.
Ok, just looked on the Unexamined, apparently the pitch is heavily infested (who the fook hires these journo's and who the hell is the Sports Editor?)
Loads a updates on the OP me ol' china's
A link from the Centre of the Universe - https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=171214
Deary, deary me
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