[Lord Snooty]

Saturday 20th January:
Stoke 3-3 Town
Town scorers: Paul Ince's lad, Richard Pritchard, Sweet Molly Malone
Stoke scorers: Shakira, Chopper Moulting, Peter the Lamppost

Brighton & Hove Albion 0-2 Chelsea (12:30)
Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace
Burnley 0-1 Manchester United
Everton 2-1 West Bromwich Albion
Leicester City 3-0 Watford
West Ham United 2-0 AFC Bournemouth
Manchester City 4-0 Newcastle United (17:30)  

Sunday 21st January:
Southampton 1-3 Tottenham Hotspur (16:00)

Monday 22nd January:
Swansea City 0-3 Liverpool

Bonus matches:
Sunday:
Scottish Cup:
Heart of Midlothian 1-1 Hibernian (14:05)
red card in this match

Tuesday:
League Cup semis 2nd leg:
Bristol City 1-2 Manchester City (Agg 1-2)

Wednesday:
Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea (Agg 0-0)