12-01-2018, 14:19
When buying a Lottery ticket never check to see if you’ve won, as it’s far better to be a potential winner than a confirmed loser.
IF your called Gemma Pell don't go to France, you’ll never be able to tell anyone your name..
On January 1st I joked to my girlfriend we haven’t had sex all year. It’s getting less and less funny each day I tell her.
Steve Wright - save time presenting your "Big Show" by simply sellotaping a microphone to your anus for 15 hours a week.
How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
Just give it time.
I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
Blokes, if you're not married, but thinking about it, remember; a wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and the xxxx house explodes.
There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I’m not sure who to believe.
Never take the piss or laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.
Learn to countdown from 501 in segments of 26 by watching the ladies darts
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Vegas and Wolverhampton, the only two places in the world you can pay for sex with chips!
Gutted that Pigs in Blankets are seasonal and only available Xmas day.
My goal for 2018 is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I made a promise in 2015 which I planned on keeping back in 2014 all originally formulated in 2013 because someone mentioned planning and achieving goals was a good thing back in 2012, they didn’t mention how xxxx hard it would be, pious twats, my new year’s resolution is to try to actually finish someth…….,
DD
IF your called Gemma Pell don't go to France, you’ll never be able to tell anyone your name..
On January 1st I joked to my girlfriend we haven’t had sex all year. It’s getting less and less funny each day I tell her.
Steve Wright - save time presenting your "Big Show" by simply sellotaping a microphone to your anus for 15 hours a week.
How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
Just give it time.
I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
Blokes, if you're not married, but thinking about it, remember; a wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and the xxxx house explodes.
There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I’m not sure who to believe.
Never take the piss or laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.
Learn to countdown from 501 in segments of 26 by watching the ladies darts
#
Vegas and Wolverhampton, the only two places in the world you can pay for sex with chips!
Gutted that Pigs in Blankets are seasonal and only available Xmas day.
My goal for 2018 is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I made a promise in 2015 which I planned on keeping back in 2014 all originally formulated in 2013 because someone mentioned planning and achieving goals was a good thing back in 2012, they didn’t mention how xxxx hard it would be, pious twats, my new year’s resolution is to try to actually finish someth…….,
DD
Ubique.