05-01-2018, 02:36
My grandad died last week at the ripe old age of 105.
He said before he went that the secret of life was swallowing a teaspoon of Dynamite three times a day with his tea.
He said, "When i go, i want everyone who knew me to remember me with a bang of laughter and not the usual morbid faces you see at funerals.
Unfortunatly, the crematorium , the vicar and the wailers also went with a bang when we creamated him leaving a crater of 3 Meters wide and 2 Meters deep!
DD
He said before he went that the secret of life was swallowing a teaspoon of Dynamite three times a day with his tea.
He said, "When i go, i want everyone who knew me to remember me with a bang of laughter and not the usual morbid faces you see at funerals.
Unfortunatly, the crematorium , the vicar and the wailers also went with a bang when we creamated him leaving a crater of 3 Meters wide and 2 Meters deep!
DD
Ubique.