[Washington]

IMRES NO BULLSHIT RATINGS HO **** HO

WILDSMITH ...6 A great save with his feet and then a fantastic penalty save one of which westwood wouldnt have saved    and then he decided to throw it all in the bin with a comedy own goal and getting exposed in the air from a cross    Dawson is the number one keeper because he doesnt panic like wildsmith and is better at set pieces  

PALMER .... 2I gave him a 3 rating  before it started and he didnt let me down    he was even worse than a 3    he cant cross cant head the ball and is constantly missing when he should be at right back position    Hunt is laughing his tits off because he knows is position is safe as bad as he is  

VENNCIO....6Had an ok first game and kept the offside trap well for 70 odd minutes but could do nothing with the goals and clowns around him  

VAN MAY....1 THE DOGSHIT MOM He gave them the first goal was constantly getting caught the wrong side off goal    while he does have talent and maybe needs to play somehwere higher up the pitch with it    he is the worst defender ive seen since his royalness larry the lamb  

PUDDING....3 Errors allover the place gift wrapping free kicks for the kiddie feelers and downing whos in his 80s ran rings around him  


HUTCH...6Showed passion in the first half wich could have got him sent off or injured and finally like usual gifted the pedos a pen    hes not match fit he isnt the saviour and we still look shit in the middle of the park  


MESSI....5Dis the neatest move ive ever seen at Hillsborough since Waddle was doing his magic    and then lost the plot completly when he realised he is david Jones    lost the ball to much in the second half and didnt have a clue what to do with it going forward  

WALLACE...2 Scored a goal which he passed at thye keeper and Randolph the worst keeper in all leagues let him have it   did nothing else all the game looked pissed up to me with some of the passes he made    waste of a shirt like the rest of the idiots on here  


FATMAN...4Missed a few glorious chances due to being fat and unfit he did link up play well but after 60 minutes the fat **** was puffing out pies  


BOB......5 Played well for a while but is a waste of time in a 2 man forward line and Reach was crying out for someone to run round the back more than twice ..he doesnt give you this option  


REACH...6Did a good job in the first half see BOB but in the second half he just ran into a kiddie fiddlers wall


BUTTERFIELD...1 The derby fans said he was shit    and after a handfull of games he has shown that all he can do is pass the ball 3 yards and thats youre lot he makes Dave jones and Bannan look like peles   please dont pass youre loan stay ffs  

JOAO.. NO RATINGThe game was over he should have come on at the start of the second half as any clown could see except CC  

CC ...5He tried yet another team out today after being here three seasons he doesnt know who to play in his stale 4-4-2 lineup   tried to defend a 1 goal lead yet again and yet again was caught with his trousers down   its beyond belief that hes still here but he is and he will still be here when the Pigs muller us in the new year   Thanks MR Chansiri youre the best  

Personally I'd have given Butterfield a negative score and wouldn't have scored VanHire quite so low even though his poor clearance contributed to their first goal.

Be interesting to see SCOs views if he hasn't drowned himself in the Don by now.

I think we all need to stay drunk until May and hope to wake up in time for the World Cup and still find us in the Championship.