[theo_luddite]

Saturday December 30th:
Town 2v1 Burnley
Town scorers: Mounié, Ince (he'll get one somewhere)
Burnley scorers: Arfield

AFC Bournemouth 2v2 Everton
Chelsea 4v1 Stoke City
Liverpool 3v2 Leicester City
Newcastle United 1v2 Brighton & Hove Albion
Watford 2v1 Swansea City
Manchester United 2v1 Southampton (17:30)

Sunday December 31st:
Crystal Palace 1v3 Manchester City (12:00)
West Bromwich Albion 2v2 Arsenal (16:30)

Monday January 1st:
Leicester 1v1 Town
Town scorers: Ince (he'll score somewhere)
Leicester scorers: Vardy

Brighton & Hove Albion 2v1 AFC Bournemouth (12:30)
Burnley 1v2 Liverpool
Stoke City 2v2 Newcastle United
Everton 1v1 Manchester United (17:30)

Tuesday January 2nd:
Southampton 3v1 Crystal Palace
Swansea City 1v2 Tottenham Hotspur
West Ham United 2v2 West Bromwich Albion
Manchester City 4v1 Watford

Wednesday January 3rd:
Arsenal 1v0 Chelsea

Thursday January 4th:
Tottenham Hotspur 2v0 West Ham United

On the 6th day of Christmas the ref's gave to meeeeeeeeeee ........
6 off side's, 5 yellow cards, 4 last warnings, 3 dodgy decisions, 2 penalties and a red card in a pear tree. Ok, forget the pear tree thing but there'll be these or more in the games on the 30th