I like Huddersfield. It gave me letters to put after my name, though I never have. It gave me things to say like Sla'waite and Salendine Nook and pumped foul-smelling steam over me as I went over the bridge on Lockwood Road. It gave me some of the hottest and cheapest curries of my life and my first pair of loons. And now it's given me a chance to pick some losers. My entire CV had been building towards this moment ..... and then I chose my teams on a whim.