07-12-2017, 17:42
talkSAFT - try your own adaptation of this from the old BBC606 page. It worked for my wife! 
Sad as I am, I copied this so I could use it again.
"The offside rule /for all u girls out there
by spiderbaby87 12 February 2011
Right girls, this is how I learnt it. Have a read and impress the idiot men. X
Imagine your in a shoe shop, there's a sale on and there is a gorgeous pair of Christian Louboutin shoes behind the counter. They're the only pair left in the shop.... and theyre your size
So you get in the queue to buy the pretty pretty shoes... unfortunately the girl in front of you in the q has spotted them too but wait.... The women in front has forgotten her purse... as you look into your bag you realise though you have too (what are the chances you ask??).... Your best friend at the back of the shop spots this perdicament and prepares to throw you her purse for you to buy the shoes as the lady in front struggles.
Now, it would just be plain wrong to step in front of the other girl if you dont have the means to pay for the pretty pretty shoes..... but as soon as you have a purse you can step in front of her and go on to buy them. As soon as you have hold of the purse, or at a push even after your mate has thrown you the purse and it is in mid-flight.... you can go past her.
Now. The shoes are the goal, the girl in front of you is the last defender and the purse is the ball!
Simples."
Sad as I am, I copied this so I could use it again."The offside rule /for all u girls out there
by spiderbaby87 12 February 2011
Right girls, this is how I learnt it. Have a read and impress the idiot men. X
Imagine your in a shoe shop, there's a sale on and there is a gorgeous pair of Christian Louboutin shoes behind the counter. They're the only pair left in the shop.... and theyre your size
So you get in the queue to buy the pretty pretty shoes... unfortunately the girl in front of you in the q has spotted them too but wait.... The women in front has forgotten her purse... as you look into your bag you realise though you have too (what are the chances you ask??).... Your best friend at the back of the shop spots this perdicament and prepares to throw you her purse for you to buy the shoes as the lady in front struggles.
Now, it would just be plain wrong to step in front of the other girl if you dont have the means to pay for the pretty pretty shoes..... but as soon as you have a purse you can step in front of her and go on to buy them. As soon as you have hold of the purse, or at a push even after your mate has thrown you the purse and it is in mid-flight.... you can go past her.
Now. The shoes are the goal, the girl in front of you is the last defender and the purse is the ball!
Simples."
Cabbage is still good for you