[Devongone]

Try a couple of shifts at Shirebrook before you fall in love with yet another unsuitable man Pooch.

He'd ditch Jack in a flash and bring Dennis Wise out of the jungle.

Newcastle fans all over the country would sooner have Amanda Staveley in charge, about whom they know next to nothing, than Ashley who they've known for years. That must tell you something.

I'll stick with DA when I need a crooked entrepreneur. Ashley would be better than the Oystons, but only just.