06-11-2017, 14:27
Now call me a cynic - (really) but I am honestly coughing and spluttering at the revelations re The Grand old Duchy of Lancaster.
Mmmm where to start; The Inland revenue collects taxes on behalf of Her Majesty. The same Her Majesty partakes in a little tax avoidance - can you see where this is going?
Lets all refuse to pay our taxes and just simply let them whistle. Better still send all your taxes directly to me, I will make 100% sure you wont pay a single penny more in tax and in 5 years time when all the dust has settled I will send you all your money back from my safe haven somewhere warm in the Pacific. It will come complete with a tax deducted certificate. Send your cash now to www.iwanttoberichandfamous.com preferably in bit coin so we can invest even more illegally on the dark web and make a real killing.
Just wait till the tax man comes knocking at my companies door asking for immediate payment of any paye arrears. They really are taking the piss and that's all they will get from me from now on.
Mmmm where to start; The Inland revenue collects taxes on behalf of Her Majesty. The same Her Majesty partakes in a little tax avoidance - can you see where this is going?
Lets all refuse to pay our taxes and just simply let them whistle. Better still send all your taxes directly to me, I will make 100% sure you wont pay a single penny more in tax and in 5 years time when all the dust has settled I will send you all your money back from my safe haven somewhere warm in the Pacific. It will come complete with a tax deducted certificate. Send your cash now to www.iwanttoberichandfamous.com preferably in bit coin so we can invest even more illegally on the dark web and make a real killing.
Just wait till the tax man comes knocking at my companies door asking for immediate payment of any paye arrears. They really are taking the piss and that's all they will get from me from now on.
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