[Sir Megson]

The way we are tumbling down the table, I'd be surprised if even our worst players don't won't to move, let alone new players signing up.

Pylis's Motto:
Keep buying defenders, make them tall
Don't need attackers to play at all
Just eleven players from kick off behind the ball

And hope from a corner, free kick, we'll score
Or failing that hope for a draw

I'd get that keyboard looked at, Bob. Think someone's swapped your U and Y keys around for a prank