27-10-2017, 02:32
(This post was last modified: 27-10-2017, 02:33 by Ska'dForLife-WBA.)
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ANY OTHER CLUB IN ENGLAND IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES:
The FA slam them for not doing due diligence on their landlords, and/or not paying their necessary share of the upkeep. The FA leave them to find a new ground for themselves, dock them 30 points for arsing up the fixture schedule, and impose a three-year transfer embargo.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO WEST HAM IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES:
After a personal phone call of apology from the FA chairman, the Football Association will immediately commence work on a brand-new, purpose-built 120,000 capacity stadium constructed by twenty-four-hour slave labour. Furthermore, the FA will pay West Ham £1m a season for the honour of having them play at the new ground, and on the opening day give each of their fans a free knuckleduster with which to mug off any slags in the immediate vicinity.
The FA slam them for not doing due diligence on their landlords, and/or not paying their necessary share of the upkeep. The FA leave them to find a new ground for themselves, dock them 30 points for arsing up the fixture schedule, and impose a three-year transfer embargo.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO WEST HAM IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES:
After a personal phone call of apology from the FA chairman, the Football Association will immediately commence work on a brand-new, purpose-built 120,000 capacity stadium constructed by twenty-four-hour slave labour. Furthermore, the FA will pay West Ham £1m a season for the honour of having them play at the new ground, and on the opening day give each of their fans a free knuckleduster with which to mug off any slags in the immediate vicinity.
"I would rather spend a holiday in Tuscany than in the Black Country, but if I were compelled to choose between living in West Bromwich or Florence, I should make straight for West Bromwich." - J.B. Priestley