[Zinman]

Yes mate , I think every one in the Premiership is above Zero so that's where your going to have to start  
Not to worry that's not to far behind  
And as Zinman marks the Premiership it's extra work for him
Oh and good luck
Steve from Bournemouth only joined a few weeks ago and he's halfway
But then again he's just lucky  

Haha sorry Zinman!
Although no one will have to worry about me progressing any further than last place
Looking froward to making my return!

Er, Beefy, you really are losing the plot. I score for the lower division, you know,  the one you're in. Someone else scores for the Premiership though I can't quite remember who it is.
I am happy to accommodate Joker in the Championship if you would prefer?