[Maddix]

So Hirst is too young to pick his nose and eat it now What a crock of shit Both my boys were picking their noses, eating it AND dribbling snot into their mouths by the time they were 12 months old In fact, both of them are experts now because I allowed them to get on with it and flick bogies at their bedroom walls There's 17 years between them and the youngest has never been intimidated by his big brother yet