16-11-2014, 20:40
(This post was last modified: 19-11-2014, 18:57 by St Charles Owl.
Edit Reason: I gave wereham 2 sleeping things instead of one
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I CBA to sit and do a brand new one just cos we're playing these pricks 
so this will be largely plagiarised from Saturdays thread
Thought we did alright on Saturday, especially 2nd half. We went 1-0 down but didn't let it knock us
for once
The team:
any XI from
England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).
Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).
Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).
Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)
LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE
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The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE
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If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit
OwlKev
Washington
Thurnscoe
RAF
Wereham
St Charles
I'll put THREE up for grabs
1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) number of cards (reds=2, yellows=1 OK copying acceptable)
score and scorer (england first!!!!)
3-1 Welbeck - Thurnscoe
3-1 Cahill - St Charles
Total mins of goals
210 - Thurnscoe
227 - St Charles
Total cards
7 - St Charles
9 - Thurnscoe
Big Kev is staying because he is obviously good luck. If he is still lucky by the end of Tuesday's game then he will make an appearance when we play the Village on Saturday
Oooh almost forgot ... simply because Charlie and I have agreed on boundaries
ANYONE, posts something worse than this and they will be modded
so this will be largely plagiarised from Saturdays threadThought we did alright on Saturday, especially 2nd half. We went 1-0 down but didn't let it knock us
for once The team:
any XI from
England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).
Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).
Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).
Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)
LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE
The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE
If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit
OwlKev
Washington
Thurnscoe
RAF
Wereham
St Charles
I'll put THREE
up for grabs1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) number of cards (reds=2, yellows=1 OK
copying acceptable)score and scorer (england first!!!!)
3-1 Welbeck - Thurnscoe
3-1 Cahill - St Charles
Total mins of goals
210 - Thurnscoe
227 - St Charles
Total cards
7 - St Charles
9 - Thurnscoe
Big Kev is staying because he is obviously good luck. If he is still lucky by the end of Tuesday's game then he will make an appearance when we play the Village on Saturday
Oooh almost forgot ... simply because Charlie and I have agreed on boundaries
ANYONE, posts something worse than this and they will be modded
Removed until we're actually on our way back