Yeah, when there's one in my hotel room I put it in the bin. I don't think we need any more Christians. They're already breeding.
God is apparently millions of years old, he is omnipotent, as there is no Mrs God it was obviously his illegitimate son he had crucified to help us all down the road to guilt, he is immortal, but he created us in his own image with the added bonus that we get to die (in order that he can live forever maybe?). And yet believers who simultaneously have trouble believing in the Loch Ness Monster would worship the terrorist who brings us earthquakes, Ebola, mudslides, schizophrenia and drought. (I went to a Church of England primary school and a Methodist Sunday school ......... I think that's when the daemons took me.)
To those who cross themselves before taking a penalty I ask what kind of god would hate a goalkeeper.
I am a terrible person and I know some lovely Christians too ..... But bibles are for church, chapel and writing your name and full address in - all the way to The Solar System, The Galaxy, The Known Universe.
God is apparently millions of years old, he is omnipotent, as there is no Mrs God it was obviously his illegitimate son he had crucified to help us all down the road to guilt, he is immortal, but he created us in his own image with the added bonus that we get to die (in order that he can live forever maybe?). And yet believers who simultaneously have trouble believing in the Loch Ness Monster would worship the terrorist who brings us earthquakes, Ebola, mudslides, schizophrenia and drought. (I went to a Church of England primary school and a Methodist Sunday school ......... I think that's when the daemons took me.)
To those who cross themselves before taking a penalty I ask what kind of god would hate a goalkeeper.
I am a terrible person and I know some lovely Christians too ..... But bibles are for church, chapel and writing your name and full address in - all the way to The Solar System, The Galaxy, The Known Universe.