[Arcane Astral Aeons]

of course we will loose
TP will play an unrecognizable side
comprising of the fans that make the trip being armed with a kit and boots

actually what is the league cup called now?
i`ve lost track cause we very rarely get past the second round

and if the reports are accurate the draw held somewhere in china/outer mongolia was a farce
so should we get beat chances are we will be in the hat for the next round

my prediction
Accwington Stanwy 2-1 West bwomwich Albwion

yes i know bad attempt at a chinese accent