[Sir Megson]

Song for Hegazi:

Ahhh med
Ahhh med
Ah-ah-med
Ahmed
Ahmed

(I think "Amen" was by The Impressions, but they sang Aymen rather than Ahmen)

And for Jay R:

There's only one JR

Stealing a song one of our fans put on Twitter, but wanted to post it on here in case any of you missed it, as it's brilliant in my book.

To the tune of Don't cha by the Pussycat Dolls 

"Don't cha wish your centre back was 6'3"?
Don't cha wish your centre back was Hegaziiii?
Don't cha?"