[Lord Snooty]

Results for Matchday 1: SNOOOOOOTEEEEEEE!!!!
Like some other team, I may have peaked too soon.

Amelia Chaffinch = 18 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 2-1 Leicester City  = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 1-2 Town = 2 pts
Town scorers: Ince, Mounie = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke = 0 pts

Watford 0-2 Liverpool (12:30)    = minus 2
Chelsea 3-1 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 2-0 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1-0 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 4-2 Bournemouth = 2 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 1-4 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) Kane scores 2 penalties = 2 pts
Manchester United 2-1 West Ham United (16:00) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 0-1 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 1-1 QPR = 4 pts
Middlesbrough 1-2 Sheffield Utd (17:30)= 0 pts
Matchday total = 18 pts

Lord Snooty = 30 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 4-0 Leicester City    = 4 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 1-3 Town 0-0 at half time = 2 pts
Town scorers: Kachunga, Mounie, Quaner = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Zaha

Watford  1-2 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 4-1 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 2-0 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1-1 Swansea City = 2 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2-1 Bournemouth = 2 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 1-3 Manchester City (17:30)= 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 4 pts
Manchester United 0-1 West Ham United (16:00)= 0 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 1-1 Preston North End = 2 pts
Sheffield Weds 1-1 QPR = 4 pts
Middlesbrough 1-0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 4 pts
Matchday total = 30 pts

themaclad = 16 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 2v 0Leicester City = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace2 v 0Town = 0 pts
Town scorers:
Palace scorers:Benteke, Cabaye = 0 pts

Watford 1 v2 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea2 v 0 Burnley   = minus 2
Everton2 v1 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1v 1Swansea City = 2 pts
West Bromwich Albion1 v 1Bournemouth = 0 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion1 v3 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United1 v 1Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 0 pts
Manchester United 1v0 West Ham United (16:00) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 2v 1 Preston North End   Pearson PNE booking = 2 pts
Sheffield Weds1 v1 QPR = 4 pts
Middlesbrough 2v0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 16 pts

theo_luddite = 22 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 3v2 Leicester City = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 2v2 Town = 0 pts
Town scorers: Ince, Mounie = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Zaha (2) = 0 pts

Watford 1v2 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 2v0 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 3v1 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1v1 Swansea City = 2 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2v0 Bournemouth = 2 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 0v3 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 1v2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30)   Kane (2) = 2 pts
Manchester United 2v0 West Ham United (16:00)    = 4 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 1v1 Preston North End = 2 pts
Sheffield Weds 2v1 QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 3v1 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 22 pts

neonfoxinthebox = 14 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal v Leicester City 3-1 = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace v Town 1-2 = 2 pts
Town scorers:Mounie Ince = 2 pts
Palace scorers:Benteke = 0 pts

Watford v Liverpool (12:30)1-2 = 0 pts
Chelsea v Burnley 3-0   = minus 2
Everton v Stoke City 2-0 = 2 pts
Southampton v Swansea City 2-1 = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion v Bournemouth 1-1 = 0 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion v Manchester City (17:30)0-3 = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) 0-3 = 2 pts
Manchester United v West Ham United (16:00)2-0 = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd v Preston North End 2-1 = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds v QPR 2-1 = 0 pts
Middlesbrough v Sheffield Utd (17:30)2-1 = 2 pts
2 pens at least in these games (only Liverpool unless I've missed one) = 0 pts
Matchday total = 14 pts

SHEP_HTAFC = 24 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 2 v 1 Leicester City = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 2 v 3 Town   Town score first = 4 pts
Town scorers: Ince, Mounie, Kachunga = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke, Zaha = 0 pts

Watford 1 v 3 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 4 v 0 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 2 v 0 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 2 v 0 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2 v 0 Bournemouth = 2 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 0 v 4 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 0 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 4 pts
Manchester United 2 v 0 West Ham United (16:00)   = 4 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 1 v 2 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 1 v 2 QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 2 v 0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 24 pts

Terrier1987cas = 20 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal v Leicester City 2-0 = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace v Town 3-1 = 0 pts
Town scorers: Mounie = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke x2, Zaha = 0 pts

Watford v Liverpool (12:30) 1-2 = 0 pts
Chelsea v Burnley 3-0 = 0 pts
Everton v Stoke City 2-1 = 2 pts
Southampton v Swansea City 2-0 = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion v Bournemouth 0-0 = 0 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion v Manchester City (17:30) 1-3   = 4 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) 0-2 = 4 pts
Manchester United v West Ham United (16:00) 1-0 = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd v Preston North End 2-1 = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds v QPR 0-1 = 0 pts
Middlesbrough v Sheffield Utd (17:30) 2-0 = 2 pts

At least 3 players to score league debut goals (Lacazette, Salah, Mounie) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 20 pts

JUSTASILLYOLDGIT = 14 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 3 - 1 Leicester City  = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 3 - 1 Town = 0 pts
Town scorers: Mounie = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke x3 = 0 pts

Watford  0 - 2 Liverpool (12:30)    = minus 2
Chelsea 2 - 0 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 1 - 1 Stoke City = 0 pts
Southampton 2 - 0 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 1 - 0 Bournemouth = 4 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 0 - 3 Manchester City (17:30)   City win both halves. = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 1 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 2 pts
Manchester United 2 - 1 West Ham United (16:00) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 1 - 2 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 2 - 0 QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 2 - 0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 14 pts

ritchiebaby = 12 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 3 v 1 Leicester City  = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 2 v 2 Town   Palace score 1st and 4th goals. = 0 pts
Town scorers: Mounie, Ince. = 2 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke, Loftus-Cheek. = 0 pts

Watford 1 v 2 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 3 v 1 Burnley    = minus 2
Everton 2 v 0 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1 v 0 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2 v 2 Bournemouth = 0 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 1 v 3 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 1 v 2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 2 pts
Manchester United 2 v 0 West Ham United (16:00) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 2 v 1 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 3 v 1 QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 3 v 0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 12 pts

St Charles Owl = 12 pts
Friday 11th August
Arsenal 3 v 1 Leicester City = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Town = 0 pts
Town scorers: Ince. = 0 pts
Palace scorers: Benteke x 2 = 0 pts

Watford 1 v 3 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 4 v 1 Burnley    = minus 2
Everton 3 v 1 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 2 v 1 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 2 v 1 Bournemouth = 2 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 1 v 3 Manchester City (17:30) = 2 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 1 v 3 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 2 pts
Manchester United 3 v 0 West Ham United (16:00) At least 65% possession for Manure (only 55%) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 2 v 1 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 2 v 0 QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 3 v 0 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 12 pts

jjamez = 18 pts
Arsenal 2-1 Leicester City = 2 pts

Saturday 12th August

Crystal Palace 1-2 Town = 2 pts
Town scorers: mounie, kachunga = 2 pts
Palace scorers: benteke = 0 pts

Watford 0-2 Liverpool (12:30) = 0 pts
Chelsea 3-1 Burnley = 0 pts
Everton 2-0 Stoke City = 2 pts
Southampton 1-0 Swansea City = 0 pts
West Bromwich Albion 0-1 Bournemouth = 0 pts
Brighton and Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester City (17:30) - man city to boss possession (think you could say 78% is bossing it) = 4 pts

Sunday 13th August
Newcastle United 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur (13:30) = 4 pts
Manchester United 3-1 West Ham United (16:00) = 2 pts

Bonus matches:
Saturday:
Leeds Utd 2-0 Preston North End = 0 pts
Sheffield Weds 2-1QPR = 0 pts
Middlesbrough 1-1 Sheffield Utd (17:30) = 0 pts
Matchday total = 18 pts

Table after Matchday 1:
Lord Snooty = 30 pts
SHEP_HTAFC = 24 pts
theo_luddite = 22 pts
Terrier1987cas = 20 pts
Amelia Chaffinch = 18 pts
jjamez = 18 pts
themaclad = 16 pts
JUSTASILLYOLDGIT = 14 pts
neonfoxinthebox = 14 pts
ritchiebaby = 12 pts
St Charles Owl = 12 pts