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Another New Signing!

Albert Entwhistle has been signed up to sell copies of the Albion News outside the Brummie Road on match days. Albert, aged 89, from Smethwick fits the role perfectly. He is the correct age for the club and being over 6 foot tall he can reach the boxes of programmes from off the top shelf. He is the second signing following the recruitment of Gladys (See above)
A further announcement is due shortly on a new recruitment in the laundry department - all the way from China, Mi No Stains is expected to sign shortly!

Another signing and its the husband of Mrs Stains, Seymour, whose duties will involve picking up the dirty kit and taking it for cleaning. Both Seymour Stains and Mi No Stains were both delighted with the positions and hope they can keep the fans happy.