[Worldclassalbion]

I'm beginning to think this is all a ploy, we have secretly signed six players four weeks ago, they are hidden high in the Austrian mountains doing a pre-season, they have been team building and are fully match fit, we will announce their signing officially on Thursday and in the team to play Saturday. We will surprise the media, the FA elite club of six and the premier league, we will pick up all the silverware and go on to be European champions.

Or we're in the poop!

Which is more likely?

Vote now please.

I fear the brown smelly stuff