[Arcane Astral Aeons]

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In The Championship
a strange new name has appeared

it seems Aston Villa Football Club is now known as John Terrys`XI
no idea when this happened
not sure if it`s even legal

as there was not much on tv tonight i decided to watch John Terrys`XI play Hull
and as i expected
new team name....same shite players

yes i know this post is a pi$$ take but seriously
the press have nowt better to do?

the guy couldn`t hack it any more at premier league level
so he decided to get one last payday by joining a small championship club

he will retire by christmas