14-11-2014, 01:29
(This post was last modified: 14-11-2014, 02:16 by St Charles Owl.
Edit Reason: Edited by me because Thurny is a lazy twat!!!
)
WOOOO the internationals are back and we all get to come away from the trauma and boredom of watching wednesday to watch England 
BTW, the last time Wednesday won was before the last International break .
The team:
any XI from
England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).
Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).
Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).
Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit
Dont know the standings because SCO did the last thread when I took my sabbatical after the "Great Censorship of 2014" (still pisses me off xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
) Can someone update this for me please? I know you can because you spend most of your time on here censoring me anyway. xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
SCO edit - Washington won a
for the last game for being closest to the time of goals, no others were won, so here is the updated table.
kev
washington
thurnscoe
raf
I'll put three up for grabs
1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) The number of posts up to, and including, the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance.
Score and Scorer (England first)
2-0 Welbeck - Madsteve
2-1 Chamberlain - Thurnscoe
Total Minutes of Goals
111 - Madsteve
200 - Thurnscoe
No of Posts Up to and including the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance
31 - Thurnscoe
33 - Madsteve
LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE
![[Image: censored__sanitized_for_your_protection_...5s3f1n.png]](http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/020/a/9/censored__sanitized_for_your_protection_by_luvataciousskull-d5s3f1n.png)
The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE
I sometimes find photos of our Kate where she looks a lot like Kevin Bacon, so, to prove that I'm not objectifying women, here is a photo of the man himself, looking nice and sexy for the ladies (it's alright for women to oggle men as long as no man ever looks at a woman ever again. GENDER EQUALITY RULES
)
![[Image: nude_Kevin_Bacon.jpg]](http://male.celebs.ws/nude/images/nude_Kevin_Bacon.jpg)
If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs
POST YOUR OWN IMAGES AND I'LL TRY TO VIEW THEM ALL BEFORE THE DELETE BUTTON IS PUSHED
BTW, the last time Wednesday won was before the last International break .The team:
any XI from
England squad
Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Brom), Joe Hart (Manchester City).
Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Calum Chambers (Arsenal), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United).
Midfielders: Ross Barkley (Everton), Stewart Downing (West Ham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).
Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal), Saido Berahino (West Brom)
Thurnscoe_OWL's league for people who give a shit
Dont know the standings because SCO did the last thread when I took my sabbatical after the "Great Censorship of 2014" (still pisses me off xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
) Can someone update this for me please? I know you can because you spend most of your time on here censoring me anyway. xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxSCO edit - Washington won a
for the last game for being closest to the time of goals, no others were won, so here is the updated table.kev
washington
thurnscoe
raf
I'll put three
up for grabs1) Score and scorer (no copying, muppets. ENGLAND first)
2) Total minutes of goals (closest wins)
3) The number of posts up to, and including, the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance.
Score and Scorer (England first)
2-0 Welbeck - Madsteve
2-1 Chamberlain - Thurnscoe
Total Minutes of Goals
111 - Madsteve
200 - Thurnscoe
No of Posts Up to and including the obvious post referencing Rooney missing an easy chance
31 - Thurnscoe
33 - Madsteve
LUCKY TITS AND MAGIC ARSE
The Kate Beckinsale tribute pic
DISBANDED DUE TO SEXIST NATURE
I sometimes find photos of our Kate where she looks a lot like Kevin Bacon, so, to prove that I'm not objectifying women, here is a photo of the man himself, looking nice and sexy for the ladies (it's alright for women to oggle men as long as no man ever looks at a woman ever again. GENDER EQUALITY RULES
)If Kevin Bacon's lawyers are reading this then the above image is a joke and is quite obviously not real, I mean, Kev is probably clean shaved down stairs
POST YOUR OWN IMAGES AND I'LL TRY TO VIEW THEM ALL BEFORE THE DELETE BUTTON IS PUSHED
Removed until we're actually on our way back