25-07-2017, 09:25
A couple were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and decided to visit the place they’d gone on honeymoon many years before.
A couple of miles from the Hotel he stopped the car way out in the countryside and he said “Do you remember we made love against that fence all those years ago?”
“Shall we do it again?”
He stopped the car and the two old timers made passionate love against the fence.
After they were finished the old boy said “Goodness me my love, you didn’t move like that 25 years ago.”
“25 years ago”, said the woman, “that bl**dy fence wasn’t electrified”!
A couple of miles from the Hotel he stopped the car way out in the countryside and he said “Do you remember we made love against that fence all those years ago?”
“Shall we do it again?”
He stopped the car and the two old timers made passionate love against the fence.
After they were finished the old boy said “Goodness me my love, you didn’t move like that 25 years ago.”
“25 years ago”, said the woman, “that bl**dy fence wasn’t electrified”!
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