(10-07-2017, 22:23)Jacko The Flopsy Piglet Wrote: It's all over now. Melo has left on a free transfer, he's the kind of player we should be building our team around! Not that I've ever seen him play!
Wasn't he too busy doing Muppet films in Hollywood or have I got his name mixed up
Seriously, he was like one of those 'two quid each but get 2 for three quid' offers at the supermarket
you know that you really don't need the second because it will be out of date before you use it and it will end up in the bin but you just can't help yourself and end up wasting a quid while Asda laugh their cocks off f'ucking wife does it all the time
if Jesus would like to come round to our fridge he can feed more than 5000 anytime he likes 
before we chuck it out 
and complicated