21-06-2017, 08:15
A doctor tells his patient, "Mr Jones, you are highly contagious and must be placed in total isolation.
Until we can get in contact with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, your diet will have to consist of pizza and fried eggs only."
"Will that help me get better again?" asks Mr Jones.
"Not really," said the Doctor, "but they are the only things that we can shove under the door."
Until we can get in contact with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, your diet will have to consist of pizza and fried eggs only."
"Will that help me get better again?" asks Mr Jones.
"Not really," said the Doctor, "but they are the only things that we can shove under the door."
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.